The Ballad of Sean Spicer

by Lauren Mayer

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Sean Spicer's epic failures deserve an epic ballad!

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When Sean Spicer was a little baby He'd already started rehearsin'
To mispronounce words And sound totally absurd
So he could be a White House spokesperson, lord, lord,
He'd be a White House spokesperson

Well, Donald Trump, he said to Sean Spicer
With your grammar so odd and wiggly
It's clear that you'd be The perfect spokesman for me
And we'll mangle the language bigly, lord, lord
We'll mangle the language sobigly

So Sean worked on his bluster and yelling
Calling reporters liars and cheaters
Expressing his odium By slamming on the podium
And screwing up the names of world leaders, lord, lord
He doesn't know the names of most world leaders

Then he moved on to making up his own words
Like Memerendrem and Vroter hacks
Plarm and Transerptation And Esigdesijucation
Not to mention alternative facts, remember those?
Now he's got alternative words AND facts

But the day he started talking about Hitler
Was when his fortunes started to reverse
It was bad timing, moreover During the week of Passover
And each explanation made things worse, oy vey
Each explanation only made things worse

Now they're clamoring for the resignation
of this angry inarticulate slob
Though press briefings would be nicer
If they get rid of Spicer,
Melissa McCarthy would be out of a job, oh no,
Melissa McCarthy would be out of a job

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released April 21, 2017

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Lauren Mayer San Mateo, California

Lauren Mayer (a.k.a. Psycho Super Mom) is a political comedy satiric songwriter who writes weekly topical songs about politics, life, and sleep deprivation. She is an award-winning songwriter/ cabaret performer & a graduate of Yale University, and her mother still doesn't understand why she didn't go to law school. ... more

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