I know our love can never be more than a hopless fantasy
I don't know what else to do, cause I'm not over you
My broken-heart won't mend in a hurry
Even though I know that I'm just another middle-aged Jewish mother
with a crush on Steph Curry, ooh,

You've got a smile I can't resist Tho you don't even know that I exist
Maybe I'll start "I Love Steph Curry Dot Com"
Even though I'm old enough to be your . . . . big sister
About my pain it's plain you don't worry
Cause you're a famous athlete in your prime
And I'm just another middle-aged Jewish mother w/a crush on Steph Curry

It's hard to keep track of all the great shots you've thrown
In fact, the only records left to break are your own
You're the standout on an outstanding team
But are you really as nice, and well mannered and smart,
and with an emoji that's more popular than Kim Kardashian's,
yet you're still humble & altruistic, and devoted to your wholesomely attractive familyand devoutly Christian but not in a showy way like Tim Tebow
More understated spirituality like Jimmy Carter
As you seem?

Darling you know you'll always be my personal MVP
But seeing you rips me apart
You keep shooting 3 pointers into my heart
Let all your other fans around you scurry
At least my plea to you will rhyme cause I'm just another middle-aged Jewish mother with a crush on Steph Curry
I hope this song gets to you in a hurry
Cause athletic careers only last so long and I'm running out of time
And I'm just another middle-aged Jewish mother w/a crush on Steph Curry
Just another middle-aged Jewish mother who doesn't normally act like this
but don't worry I'm happily married and not a stalker
It's just that I've got an unresolved crush on Steph Curry