Jared Kushner

by Lauren Mayer

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Who needs intelligence, experience or knowledge if you can inherit your daddy's business then marry a rich man's daughter?


Jared Kushner, Jared Kushner, Jared Kushner, Jared Kushner
You're an a-hole to me

Jared Kushner - Trump is handing
You a list of jobs that's so immense
All for which you have got no experience

Jared Kushner - you're expanding
All the places to which you get sent
Guess you're sorta like the duct tape of Trump's government

Doesn't matter - that you're not much of a brain
So Harvard wouldn't scoff, your daddy paid 'em off
Then you flattered Trump throughout the campaign
And now you'll turn DC Into a monarchy

And your major conflicts of interest
You'll ignore with flagrant optimism
You & Ivanka illustrate what's wrong with nepotism!

The opiod crisis, government reform and the middle east
And in his spare time you will deal with cancer too
Also ISIS, relations with China & Mexico and lots of other countries
Soon he'll be secretary
Of everything, that's scary

Jared Kushner - you're so boyish
That you hide yourvengeful side so well
Well, compared to Trump you're civilized and knows how to spell

Who the hell is Jared Kushner? You're an a-hole
- no one voted for you, you're an a-hole it's true


released April 7, 2017



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Lauren Mayer San Mateo, California

Lauren Mayer (a.k.a. Psycho Super Mom) is a political comedy satiric songwriter who writes weekly topical songs about politics, life, and sleep deprivation. She is an award-winning songwriter/ cabaret performer & a graduate of Yale University, and her mother still doesn't understand why she didn't go to law school. ... more

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