Ivanka (You're Breaking The Law)

by Lauren Mayer

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Conflicts of interest? Lack of qualifications? Who cares as long as you wear nice clothes and use an inside voice!


Ivanka - you're breaking the law
With conflicts of interest daily
Oh Ivanka, enabling your pa
Can't you see that he is a creep?
Ivanka - you're making me sick
With insipid things you say daily
Oh Ivanka, so phony and slick
I'm begging you please to shut up
Please shut up

Now Ivanka wrote a book
Full of vapid platitudes, take a look
Tone deaf quotes show she's a jerk
Just like dad she slaps her name on other folks' work

Ivanka - says she had to curb
Her self-care, by skipping massages
She says use "architect" as a verb
And prove you're worthy by being born rich, what a b&@tch!

Once a model, then sold bags
Built a business based on bland hashtags
She's unqualified as hell
But she uses an inside voice and dresses well

Feminism - is not just a 'brand'
To claim 'you're a slave' to your email
Nepotism - it oughta be banned
At least she got booed while abroad
What a fraud
What a fraud, fraud, fraud
Omigod, she's such a fraud


released May 9, 2017



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Lauren Mayer San Mateo, California

Lauren Mayer (a.k.a. Psycho Super Mom) is a political comedy satiric songwriter who writes weekly topical songs about politics, life, and sleep deprivation. She is an award-winning songwriter/ cabaret performer & a graduate of Yale University, and her mother still doesn't understand why she didn't go to law school. ... more

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