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You won't hear me whining about the years of wear and tear
I found a silver lining and it isn't in my hair
Cause with aging comes perspective, all the wisdom that you gain
Besides I don't mind wrinkles 'cause I want them in my brain

I'm not old, I'm vintage, I've stood the test of time
Living longer has made me stronger
And hey, this vintage babe is in her prime
(I'm not old I'm vintage, I'm not old I'm vintage)

Everyone's obsessed now with looking young and hip and thin
But hey, I'm at my best now, and I like the shape I'm in
Oh I'm proud of my experience, all the battles I have fought
And it's not just my hot flashes that make me feel so hot

I'm not old, I'm vintage, I've stood the test of time
Living longer has made me stronger
And hey, this vintage babe is in her prime
(I'm not old I'm vintage, I'm not old I'm vintage)

I don't have to be invisible, I'm not hiding anymore
And I'm proud to say, I'm a middle-aged woman, hear me roar!
Oh, hear me roar

I'm not old, I'm vintage, I've stood the test of time
Living longer has made me stronger
And hey, this vintage babe is in her prime
(I'm not old I'm vintage, I'm not old I'm vintage)

I'm not old, I'm vintage, I've stood the test of time
Living longer has made me stronger
And hey, this vintage babe is in her prime
(I'm not old I'm vintage, I'm not old I'm vintage)

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from Guess I Picked The Wrong Week To Quit Sniffing Glue, released December 1, 2016

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Lauren Mayer San Mateo, California

Lauren Mayer (a.k.a. Psycho Super Mom) is a political comedy satiric songwriter who writes weekly topical songs about politics, life, and sleep deprivation. She is an award-winning songwriter/ cabaret performer & a graduate of Yale University, and her mother still doesn't understand why she didn't go to law school. ... more

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